Have your friends, family, enemies, and/or superiors told you for years that you are a “sick motherfucker”? Well they can’t all be wrong, you probably are one. Why deny your sick motherfuckerness when you can embrace it? Proudly display the fact that you are recognized by the Society Of Sick Fucks as an “S.M.F.” (as if anyone who’s ever met you didn’t already know this!). Order your “Sick Motherfucker” certificate today. What’s a “PMP”, “JD”, “MBA”, or “PhD” going to matter when the zombies come? Everyone will be looking for the nearest “SMF” to take care of business when the world ends. We’ll need someone to yell “suck a shit-encrusted dick” at the purple haired he/she hordes of questionable gender from the rampart walls! Your ability to cause damage with your mere words will make you a hero. This isn’t some kind of cheap gag from Spencer Gifts for a buck fifty that you fill in with a sharpie. This is some quality shit. It looks real because it is; 8 ½ by 14” high quality American made certificate paper, stamped gold seal, hand signed. (One certificate)
Larger orders: contact orders@societyofsickfucks.com. As we are prohibiting resellers, we just want to ensure larger orders are intended for your friends/coworkers, etc. We can probably work something out.
Questions? Contact Erin Clark at orders@societyofsickfucks.com
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