Sick Motherfuckers generally have friends that are also Sick Motherfuckers. Hook up your best friend when you get yours; don’t be a selfish buddy-fucker! (Two certificates)
Item:Don't Be A Buddy-Fucker Special (2)
Larger orders: contact firstname.lastname@example.org. As we are prohibiting resellers, we just want to ensure larger orders are intended for your friends/coworkers, etc. We can probably work something out.